It has been so very long since I've graced you lovely spawners of the next generation with my peerless advice. Please accept my apologies. I know every single thing I suggested must have worked flawlessly, but time has passed. Your babe has matured. New strategies are in order to outsmart them. Time to take it … Continue reading More Excellent Advice For Sleepless Mothers From a Childless Woman
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Taipei Haiku #57
School. Work. Car. Cop shop. Let's "Reward Yourself Anytime." Go on. I dare you. I appreciate the sentiment they were aiming for regarding this beer slogan, but maybe they should have thought it through a bit more. Unless they were aiming for the destruction of civilization and good manners. In which case, well-played, Taiwan Beer. … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #57
Taipei Haiku #29
Cover self, slattern. We're an upright vet's office Not a bordello I think it's a combination vet's office / cat hotel, actually, but that's neither here nor there. The point is that cat should put some damned pants on if it's going continue to brazenly perform such acts in public. "I need tuition money for … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #29
