Poor Hello Kitty! Save yourself from poverty - Hawk pineapple cakes. It's so sad how Hello Kitty has been forced to take a multitude of jobs and sell out her very image just to keep her enormous head above water. At least she's flogging something I personally approve of. Pineapple cakes (although I think they're … Continue reading Tamsui Haiku #3
Rice-stuffed chicken Pinnacle of street food art Ruined by mushrooms Seriously, fuck mushrooms. Everything about them is awful. I'm not a particularly picky eater. Stinky tofu holds no fear for me. (Well, except it made me sick one night.) But there are two things things I cannot abide: 1) Kraft Singles and their knockoffs and … Continue reading Tamsui Haiku #2
Giant-ass cannons - Cause of and solution for History's problems I ventured a little bit outside of Taipei proper the other day! Wow! I am a True Explorer. So of course, I went to a museum. You can learn more about Fort San Domingo here, but to put it briefly: built by the Spanish in … Continue reading Tamsui Haiku #1
