The sneaky form of Canadian Invasion - High-quality fruit. Got your motherfucking cherries right here. In other news, I've got a splitting headache, so I'm shutting up now. If you liked the haiku, or would like to request one on a specific topic, please consider sharing the blog, or making a donation via Patreon or … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #76
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Taipei Haiku #75
Record-breaking heat Making me torpid, or is It the depression? Answer: it's both. Also, I don't really feel like writing a commentary today, for the same reasons. If you liked the haiku, or would like to request one on a specific topic, please consider sharing the blog, or making a donation via Patreon or PayPal. … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #75
Taipei Haiku #74
No fucks to give this Day, no efforts expended. So here's your haiku. If you liked the haiku, or would like to request one on a specific topic, please consider sharing the blog, or making a donation via Patreon or PayPal. Thanks kindly!
Taipei Haiku #73
Sweat rolls off skin in Moist buckets. Come summer, this White girl's gonna fry. I am massively uncomfortable. Mornings are no longer cool enough to jog in, so I must shift them to evenings. Which is not going to be good for my legs, on account of the mosquitoes eating my legs. If you liked … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #73
Taipei Haiku #71
Sunny day smoke break. Squirrel chitters, tail a-fluff. Buy your own, rodent. Squirrels largely rule the roost here at Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall, although I have seen the occasional rat. They will be here long after humans are dust. (I don't actually smoke, incidentally. But I wouldn't put it past a squirrel to bum a … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #71
Taipei Haiku #70
Young love so frail Dies like youth if hands not clasped Each goddamned moment If you can't deal with standing behind your significant other instead of beside them on the escalator for a goddamned minute, I have bad news for you: your relationship is doomed. It is very confusing. Presumably, these couples have used the … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #70
Taipei Haiku #69
Wild roach appears Students wail like banshees My daily headache I don't like cockroaches. I'm squicked out by them and I've never seen so many since coming to Taiwan. Yet I have the good sense to know that screaming and throwing things at a dead cockroach isn't necessarily going to get rid of the damned … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #69
Taipei Haiku #68
So his watch begins. Neither iceberg nor fell storm Shall touch this bookstore. I certainly feel a lot safer, knowing that this corgi is out there defending literacy. (Later, I stepped into a Family Mart and there was a corgi puppy and I got to pet it and life was good.) I am also feeling … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #68
Taipei Haiku #67
Uncanny street marks - What weird purpose could they serve? Let's park cars on them. Call me crazy, but the purpose of a crosswalk seems generally consistent across the globe - namely, for people to cross the street via walking. Yet many drivers appear not to have received the memo. I am confused. Such knowledge … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #67
Taipei Haiku #66
Flush with payday cash, Absolute power is mine. Socks, coffee, to me! It's nice to be able to afford these little luxuries again. Maybe I should go full decadent and get some avocado toast at a café, inspiring another half-dozen think pieces about entitled millenials. Also on the agenda: a massage, a jaunt outside of … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #66
