Punchable German In dorm won't fucking shut it. Words scatter to winds. Not punchable because he's German, but he's German and he's punchable and he won't. Stop. Skyping his girlfriend for hours at a stretch, multiple times per day, in the sleeping area. This, combined with my two-days old headache, means I'm skipping tonight. PS: … Continue reading ‘This Close to Murder’ Haiku
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Franz Joseph I Haiku
Tradition dictates We refrain from empathy With vexing females. Today on Punchable Faces Week, we have Emperor Franz Joseph I of Austria. He proves that having a long and relatively stable rule doesn't spare you from having a punchable face. Franz Joseph was born in 1830 to Archduke Franz Karl of Austria and Princess Sophia … Continue reading Franz Joseph I Haiku
George, Duke of Clarence Haiku
Did this son of York Have a 'whine' or 'wine' problem? Sources agree - both. Today on Punchable Faces Week, hark to the tale of George, Duke of Clarence, the most useless of all the spawn of York. George was born in 1449 to Richard, Duke of York and Cecily Neville, the third of their … Continue reading George, Duke of Clarence Haiku
Peter Abelard Haiku
Centuries pass by Dirty old man becomes Most tragic lover Today on Punchable Faces Week, we feature French theologian Peter Abelard, who is now most famous for his so tragic love affair with Heloise d'Argenteuil. Peter Abelard was born in 1079 in Brittany, the son of a knight. (And we all know what dicks knights … Continue reading Peter Abelard Haiku
Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini 