Sweating Sickness Haiku

You think you're hot shit? Too bad weird mystery plagues Don't give a sweet damn. I've been sick as a dog lately. I've been miserable as fuck. Be that as it may, my knowledge of history has helped me acknowledge that welp, it could be worse. For example, I don't have to worry about a … Continue reading Sweating Sickness Haiku


Isaac Baker Brown Haiku

Wife hysterical? Gentle sir, there's a simple cure: Remove clitoris. On our final day of Quack Week, we have Isaac Baker Brown, Victorian gynecologist and the worst. Isaac Baker Brown was born in 1811 in Essex, to a farmer and a schoolmaster's daughter. After an apprenticeship with a surgeon, he skipped off to study at … Continue reading Isaac Baker Brown Haiku