It's only 21 months until the 2020 US Presidential Election, and as we know, politics are ever stagnant and unchanging. Therefore, I can predict the outcome of the DNC primaries and the election itself with an accuracy that is unmatched. Abraham Lincoln will rise from the dead, come out of nowhere, and snag the nomination … Continue reading Election 2020 Predictions
Impeach this racist, Ill-tempered, incompetent - Wait, what year is this? The impeachment of President Johnson failed by one fucking vote 150 years today, even though, at that time, he was the worst. Hopefully, the US government can do better the next time impeachment comes up. One of the ways Johnson reminds me me of … Continue reading Andrew Johnson Haiku
CARE International observers are hailing President Moon Jae-In of South Korea's 'masterstroke' of bringing his adorable black rescue mutt Tory to his meeting with Kim Jung-Eun and allowing the dictator to pet him. No one knew what to expect when President Moon came into the meeting room, the little Tory held lovingly in his arms. … Continue reading President Moon Allows Kim Jung-Eun to Pet Dog, Peace Ensues
Fix for gun control - Tell Trump 'Crooked Hillary' Has sick arsenal This should make him angry enough that the he won't fall into his old pattern of believing what the last person told him. Canada's hardly perfect (boy howdy, it isn't), but somehow, we've managed to have high levels of gun ownership while not … Continue reading Trump Haiku #2
In bed, he tosses, Turns, as a small voice whispers: "A woman beat you."