Election 2020 Predictions

It's only 21 months until the 2020 US Presidential Election, and as we know, politics are ever stagnant and unchanging. Therefore, I can predict the outcome of the DNC primaries and the election itself with an accuracy that is unmatched. Abraham Lincoln will rise from the dead, come out of nowhere, and snag the nomination … Continue reading Election 2020 Predictions

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President Moon Allows Kim Jung-Eun to Pet Dog, Peace Ensues

CARE International observers are hailing President Moon Jae-In of South Korea's 'masterstroke' of bringing his adorable black rescue mutt Tory to his meeting with Kim Jung-Eun and allowing the dictator to pet him. No one knew what to expect when President Moon came into the meeting room, the little Tory held lovingly in his arms. … Continue reading President Moon Allows Kim Jung-Eun to Pet Dog, Peace Ensues