Haikupalooza #1!

I have a goal to write 25 haiku today and tomorrow and I'm well on my way! (The first few don't count, as they were done before and just needed to be posted.) Refresh this page until I say otherwise! Hi! Like my writing? Like me in general? Lob me coffee money via PayPal, or … Continue reading Haikupalooza #1!

BREAKING: Columbus ‘India’ Snafu Proves Boys Shit At Math

1493, EUROPE - Christopher Columbus, the Portuguese sailor employed by Isabella and Ferdinand of Spain, has discovered a new continent west of Europe expecting to find India. He has also proved what philosophers have known for centuries - boy brains are just not built for math. Said a representative of John II of Portugal, "We've … Continue reading BREAKING: Columbus ‘India’ Snafu Proves Boys Shit At Math