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Sunny day smoke break. Squirrel chitters, tail a-fluff. Buy your own, rodent. Squirrels largely rule the roost here at Chiang Kai-Shek Memorial Hall, although I have seen the occasional rat. They will be here long after humans are dust. (I don't actually smoke, incidentally. But I wouldn't put it past a squirrel to bum a … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #71
Proud little runner! Feel the stinging shame as Old man passes you. In Korea, when hiking a mountain, no matter how good I thought I was doing, I could count on the old duffers effortlessly passing me by. I would only see them again at the top and by that time, they'd be well into … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #60
STD concerns? Let wholesome naked dude ease Your worries away. This ad for free HIV testing was seen at the sports complex by the CKS Memorial. I think we can agree that a hot wholesome naked dude is the best way to advertise this service. Anyway, it's good that this is a thing that exists. … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #59
Some men buy sports cars. Others build memorials Proclaiming greatness. There is a giant memorial complex dedicated to Chiang Kai-Shek in the heart of Taipei. I hear tell he even left instructions as to how many stairs would lead up to the memorial proper. I think this is the only right and proper way to … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #54