A draft of this uploaded before. This was a glitch. It was not meant to happen. Enjoy the completed post. Is it Prussian Court Or pit of hissing vipers? Same thing. Run, Vicky! Victoria, Princess Royal, and Empress of Germany for a hot second, could have averted some bad shit that happened in the 20th … Continue reading Victoria, Princess Royal
When made to marry Gross old king, reserve next pick, Create paper trail. Welcome to French Queens Week, because we have barely struck the gold mine of drama that is the French nobility. Although today's bit of drama is actually brought to you, once again, by the Tudors. And this particular Tudor was only queen … Continue reading Mary Tudor Haiku
She ruled well, they say. But how, without husband's help? Clearly, penis lurked. We've had a few Saturdays without any nonsense and that must change. So to cap off Crossdresser Week, we're going to talk about the enormously stupid theory that ELIZABETH I WAS REALLY A DUDE IN DRESSES OMG. The theory goes like this: … Continue reading Elizabeth I Haiku
C-section required! Mum and babe in peril? Ha! Think again, losers. Today on Crossdresser Week: James Barry, badass British Army surgeon with a secret! A word on pronouns before we begin: I'm opting for the singular 'they' for Barry, as while there is sound speculation that they were transgender, I just don't feel like there's … Continue reading James Barry Haiku
Class privilege is Long life sans guilt even though You're a damned fascist. Today's subject for this installment of Punchable Faces Week brings us some female representation, as did you know? Women can be enormous dicks too! Thus, we shall discuss Diana Mitford, one of the five oh-so-glamorous Mitford sisters. She was also a fascist, … Continue reading Diana Mitford Haiku
Did this son of York Have a 'whine' or 'wine' problem? Sources agree - both. Today on Punchable Faces Week, hark to the tale of George, Duke of Clarence, the most useless of all the spawn of York. George was born in 1449 to Richard, Duke of York and Cecily Neville, the third of their … Continue reading George, Duke of Clarence Haiku
King so terrible, Nation looked to teenage girls To overcome shame. In compliance with my current need to swear and rant at great length, I hereby declare this Punchable Faces Week. First on the list is George IV, who was just an awful prick and a walking argument against the Divine Right of Kings. George … Continue reading George IV Haiku
