Before seeing me,
Why assume weight’s too heavy?
Fuck yourself, gym staff.
Coquitlam Haiku #3
Travel all around
The world and everyone
Thinks I talk funny
Skytrain Haiku #1
One step inside. Stop.
Ignore those still on platform.
You are royalty.
Coquitlam Haiku #2
Twenty pairs of socks.
Cheaper than four pack panties
I don’t understand
Victoria Day Haiku #1
Celebrate this day
How Victoria would want.
Stare at Albert’s bum.
Coquitlam Haiku #1
Raccoons fuck you up
Coyotes will eat your dog
Your home welcomes you
Taipei Haiku #1
Rain patters on roof
Is Taipei crying because
I arrived today?
