Sorry this is so late in the day. It's hard for me to concentrate on writing with any sort of noise, because I am a snowflake. Please enjoy this collection of tidbits from Eleheim's self-declared leading newspaper. I am writing to all the city's newspapers with an appeal: please stop leaving your unwanted kittens by … Continue reading (Animas) Various Items from the Eleheim Citizen – August 15th, 1082 CR
Sorry for this. I watched the first episode of The Terror last night on my brother's instructions and I was hyped up. Of course, I loved the book by Dan Simmons, having been obsessed with the Franklin Expedition since I was a wee nine-year old. There will be no The Terror spoilers in here, because … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories: Franklin Expedition Edition!
More short short short stories, this time, on a theme! Read them and weep. Not literally, please. Jack the Ripper's killing spree continued. Prostitutes were being killed and mutilated in a nauseating fashion. "We should take this opportunity to look into the conditions that lead women to become prostitutes and allow them to be abused, … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories: History Edition!
This has been a day, and no two ways about it. Enjoy my work? Please consider tipping me via PayPal or Patreon. Thanks! First day back in the gym for months - yes! Time to do this. She was going to be swole as fuck. Then she remembered why she'd go to gym before work, … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories vol. 5
Time for another edition, folks. I do what I want. Nevertheless, if you do enjoy these, please consider lobbing a tip my way via PayPal or Patreon. Thanks! The preacher proclaimed that one should love all of God's creatures and at that time, he meant it. One night, he was tormented by a mosquito, who … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories vol. 4
A longer piece, as promised. The next short story I post will be the first in a series of connected stories, as mentioned during my State of the Blog Address. As money is tight right now, please consider donating via PayPal or Patreon. On with the stories! The virginal twenty-something stood naked in front of … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories vol. 3
The small dog bristled. This was his destiny. What he had been made for. Thousands of years of selection and evolution taught him that the most important thing was this: defend his family and destroy those who would harm them. He barked and growled at the passing cyclist. Mission accomplished. Odysseus had returned to his … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories vol. 2
Ten very profound stories that will change your life. “She’s not Alice anymore!” screamed Martin to Peter. Alice, fully zombified, thrashed against the metal door keeping her from eating their pork-like flesh. Peter stopped struggling against Martin. “Oh!” he said. “I guess you’re right. Shame.” No one opened the door and no one got eaten … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories vol. 1