Duchess Kate to Meghan Markle: “Run.”

(CC) Mark Jones Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge was overhead by about ten gazillion members of the paparazzi and other observers to whisper 'run' repeatedly to Meghan Markle, her future sister-in-law, last week. "Run. Find a monastery somewhere. Hide out for a few years. I know you love him, but what of the cost? Run. Run. … Continue reading Duchess Kate to Meghan Markle: “Run.”

The Days of Stonild Lark, by Linnaeus Fryer – Part IV

Here is Part IV! If you've missed the previous installments, they can be found here: Part I, Part II, Part III. I hope you enjoy it! On another note, I am considering discontinuing regular Animas posts in favor of more satirical news pieces. This does not mean I would cease to write Animas stories. The … Continue reading The Days of Stonild Lark, by Linnaeus Fryer – Part IV

Millenial Told by Baby Boomer to ‘Work Harder’ and ‘Make Sacrifices’

Nicole Norkoff, a 30-year old millenial and retail worker, has been told by her mother's friend to 'work harder' and 'make sacrifices' during a Facebook argument. The argument began when Norkoff's mother, Nancy, posted a status update expressing her frustration regarding her daughter's primary workplace cutting hours and benefits and noting that many of that … Continue reading Millenial Told by Baby Boomer to ‘Work Harder’ and ‘Make Sacrifices’