‘This Close to Murder’ Haiku

Punchable German

In dorm won’t fucking shut it.

Words scatter to winds.

Not punchable because he’s German, but he’s German and he’s punchable and he won’t. Stop. Skyping his girlfriend for hours at a stretch, multiple times per day, in the sleeping area. This, combined with my two-days old headache, means I’m skipping tonight.

PS: Would appreciate info on what the Taiwanese legal system regards as justifiable homicide.

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