Lucrezia Borgia Haiku

Brilliance, beauty Won't help your good rep if your Family's the worst. Lucrezia Borgia died after childbirth 500 years ago, likely without having poisoned anyone. Not even a single husband! (The marriage to her first husband was annulled, her second husband was probably murdered by her piece of shit brother Cesare, and her third husband … Continue reading Lucrezia Borgia Haiku


Roanoke Colony Haiku

Murder? Aliens? Or went to bang hot neighbors? Deathless mystery. English colonists skedaddled from the first attempted Roanoke colony 432 years ago today,accepting Sir Francis Drake's offer to get the hell out of there. Another, more famous attempt to found a colony in that location followed shortly thereafter. THAT one disappeared after they sent Governor … Continue reading Roanoke Colony Haiku