I don’t really give a shit today, so here’s a dog picture.
Okay, fine, Chihuahua history facts: They’ve been around since 100 AD, have only been recognized by the AKC since 1904, and have historically been used as living hot water bottles for aches, pains, and illnesses. These two in the foreground are mixes, but are still adequate for that purpose. The gal in the background, not so much, as cuddling isn’t her bag.
Now leave me alone.