Screw yourself, Moscow.
I’m building a new capital
With a port, hookers.
Peter the Great founded Saint Petersburg 315 years ago today, because he hated Moscow so very much and because he was the Tsar and could do as he liked. Especially with an army of serfs at his disposal.
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