Kept us from wolves. Thanks!
‘Course if you hadn’t, we’d be
Founding Rome by now.
Thanks a lot, mother. A fat dachshund and an inbred, terrifically stupid chihuahua are not adequate replacements for a she-wolf!
Anyway, abandoning your children to be raised by a kindly she-wolf is a perfectly valid parenting technique. Happy Mother’s Day! Love you, mom. You’ll get a swank retirement island someday.