Mother’s Day Haiku

Kept us from wolves. Thanks!

‘Course if you hadn’t, we’d be

Founding Rome by now.

Thanks a lot, mother. A fat dachshund and an inbred, terrifically stupid chihuahua are not adequate replacements for a she-wolf!

Anyway, abandoning your children to be raised by a kindly she-wolf is a perfectly valid parenting technique. Happy Mother’s Day! Love you, mom. You’ll get a swank retirement island someday.

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