Wuthering Heights Haiku

So much sturm and drang

Might be sidestepped with our friend,

Pharmaceuticals

Cathy and Heathcliff certainly could use them. The other characters could possibly be well-served with just the services of a shrink. Nell Dean certainly needs one after years of dealing with everyone’s accumulated shit.

Whoever decided this book was a goddamned romance and not a horror has a lot to answer for. Was it really the case that after it came out that a woman with ovaries and lady emotions wrote it, book reviewers lost their ability to fucking read?

Whew.

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