Comey Haiku #1

“Shit sandwich is gross.”

Says man who ordered the same

For whole damned country.

Honestly? Fuck this guy. Yes, he was not the only factor in Hillary’s loss. But he was very likely the straw that broke the camel’s back and the fact that he refuses to take responsibility for this and recognizing that his announcement regarding the emails may have been a little questionable makes me want to slap him.

And let Hillary Clinton have her five minutes with him and a baseball bat behind the bleachers.

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