Tamsui Haiku #3

Poor Hello Kitty!

Save yourself from poverty –

Hawk pineapple cakes.

It’s so sad how Hello Kitty has been forced to take a multitude of jobs and sell out her very image just to keep her enormous head above water.

At least she’s flogging something I personally approve of. Pineapple cakes (although I think they’re more like tiny, cube-shaped pies) are tasty and delicious and probably not at all fattening. When presented with a pineapple cake, I will eat it. When I vacationed in Taiwan a few years ago, my Korean coworkers demanded that I bring back pineapple cakes, so it’s not just me.

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