Poor Hello Kitty!
Save yourself from poverty –
Hawk pineapple cakes.
It’s so sad how Hello Kitty has been forced to take a multitude of jobs and sell out her very image just to keep her enormous head above water.
At least she’s flogging something I personally approve of. Pineapple cakes (although I think they’re more like tiny, cube-shaped pies) are tasty and delicious and probably not at all fattening. When presented with a pineapple cake, I will eat it. When I vacationed in Taiwan a few years ago, my Korean coworkers demanded that I bring back pineapple cakes, so it’s not just me.
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Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini 
I wonder if there are still Hello Kitty prom dresses.
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Oh, probably.
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