Humble coconut –
Sweet milk and nourishing meat,
Rains death from above
I never had to worry about this problem in Canada, I’ll tell you that much. I doubt it’s as hilarious as it looks in the cartoons.
Imagine what Isaac Newton would have thought of had he been hit with a coconut or its branch. Probably, “OW OW OW.” Then, “What the hell is this thing, anyway?”
It would have changed the entire course of scientific history.