Taipei Haiku #58

Humble coconut –

Sweet milk and nourishing meat,

Rains death from above

I never had to worry about this problem in Canada, I’ll tell you that much. I doubt it’s as hilarious as it looks in the cartoons.

Imagine what Isaac Newton would have thought of had he been hit with a coconut or its branch. Probably, “OW OW OW.” Then, “What the hell is this thing, anyway?”

It would have changed the entire course of scientific history.

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