Rice-stuffed chicken
Pinnacle of street food art
Ruined by mushrooms
Seriously, fuck mushrooms. Everything about them is awful.
I’m not a particularly picky eater. Stinky tofu holds no fear for me. (Well, except it made me sick one night.) But there are two things things I cannot abide: 1) Kraft Singles and their knockoffs and 2) fucking mushrooms. Thus, this otherwise lovely and doubtlessly incredibly healthy street food was marred by my greasy fingers picking out shreds of the devil fungus.
“Why not just suck it up and eat the mushrooms?” you might ask.
Why don’t I just go set fire to everything instead?
Mushrooms are the worst.
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All hail mushrooms!
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You’re a sick woman.
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