Taipei Haiku #56

White dude in tablet

Heavens shake, mountains crumble

Woman crushed by waves

Aw man, white people causing problems again. Sorry, folks. Our bad.

I’ve seen this ad a few places in Taipei and I think it hilarious. I wish my students thought my presence was this earth-shaking and dramatic, but nooooooooo. They’re all about Pikachu, baggy jeans, and that newfangled hip-hop.

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