Beware Guard Kitty.
Shoplifters will be tripped down,
Forced to give scritches.
I pass by this pet supply store every night on the way home. I will never go in because I am way too intimidated. I’m sorry, Guard Kitty. I once took more than my fair share of cookies. I’m sorry.
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