Mere human no more
Next stage of evolution
Ceaseless snot machine
It’s been over a week now; I’m ready for this to stop.
I don’t have any other symptoms. All I have is a seemingly never-ending supply of snot. I’ve repeatedly had to stop jogs so I could duck into a public toilet to blow my nose. I am in continuous fear of breathing the wrong way, lest I wind up with a long goober trailing down my chin in public.
Am I convinced that this is a secret plot concocted by tissue manufacturers? No. But given that the ones over here have been accused of price fixing, maybe that sort of evil is not beyond them.