Self Haiku #4

Mere human no more

Next stage of evolution

Ceaseless snot machine

It’s been over a week now; I’m ready for this to stop.

I don’t have any other symptoms. All I have is a seemingly never-ending supply of snot. I’ve repeatedly had to stop jogs so I could duck into a public toilet to blow my nose. I am in continuous fear of breathing the wrong way, lest I wind up with a long goober trailing down my chin in public.

Am I convinced that this is a secret plot concocted by tissue manufacturers? No. But given that the ones over here have been accused of price fixing, maybe that sort of evil is not beyond them.

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