Self Haiku #3

Snot dripping from nose

Brain stuffed full of candy floss

I’m lovely as fuck

Oh, hi, everyone. I’d just like to tell you about my absolute favorite aspect of moving to another country: being sick all the goddamned time. It happened in Korea, it happened when I came back to Canada, and you can be sure as fuck that it’s now happened in Taiwan. In a month or two, I’ll be fine. But in the meantime, I’m a big, juicy target for all those novelty-seeking Taiwanese cold viruses. This is the third time the target’s been hit since arriving in mid-January. Yay.

The stuff in the mug is the Taiwanese equivalent of Neo Citran, incidentally.

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