Taipei Haiku #42

Mop clad in heels!

Be sexy for hubby as

You fling dirt water

This is some ‘Leave it to Beaver’ shit right here. One day, I will buy a mop and it will not be this mop, just on principle.

I’ve known homemakers and stay at home parents and you know what shit they didn’t have time for? Dressing up all purdy and wearing impractical footwear while they mucked about cleaning and making sure their house didn’t become a pigsty. Hell, they didn’t have time for that shit back when, either.

And besides which, lady, you’re in Taiwan. What the hell are you doing wearing shoes inside the house anyway?

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