Taipei Haiku #37

Shirtless man jogs past

With ‘Cap America’ build

Eyes forward, creeper

It’s getting warmer, folks. I still see joggers by the river who are inexplicably fully and warmly dressed (how in the hell are they not roasting?), but other, more sensible members of their cohorts are breaking out the shorts. And doing without shirts entirely in some cases. Based on my brief glance, the fellow in question did look like a Taiwanese Captain America. Captain Taiwan? Sure, why not.

It does increase my workout and nutrition motivation, because I want to get in good enough shape to feel comfortable working out in just a sports bra and shorts come summer. I do know there’s nothing really stopping me from doing that now, mind you. But vanity is a powerful force.

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