Cover self, slattern.
We’re an upright vet’s office
Not a bordello
I think it’s a combination vet’s office / cat hotel, actually, but that’s neither here nor there. The point is that cat should put some damned pants on if it’s going continue to brazenly perform such acts in public.
“I need tuition money for college.” “I have daddy issues.” Not an excuse.
It makes me despair for the younger cat generation.
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Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini 