Five o’clock wake-up
Morons with firecrackers
Wish dog pees on them
This technically happened not last night, but the night before. But the Chinese New Year holiday has technically finished, there continues to be the occasional firecracker in the wee hours, Taiwanese apartment aren’t exactly soundproofed, and seriously dudes, some of us work for a living, and…
(I retreat a moment to take a deep breath.)
So that’s why I hope that in this, the Year of the Dog, a dog pees on them at some point.