Blue-ish sun-bleached sign Asks, "Where is the dog shit from?" But you know damned well.
The classic stories Burst with imagination And Fifties housewives
Creepy astronaut Snuff out that space cigarette Spare the oxygen
Why lick the eyeball? That is how you spread pink eye. Unhygienic dogs.
Hey, folks! I do story requests now! This request came from Aaron, who needed a dwarvish, slightly misogynistic fairytale for his RPG campaign. Want to commission a piece? $1 gets you three haiku sent to your inbox, $5 gets you a postcard-length story with the postcard sent to your actual mailbox, and $10 gets you … Continue reading (Story Request) The Seventh Grimcracker
Soup in make-up room Nail clippings ground in rugs Guests brought up in barns
Good, hearty borscht! Helps you fight Napoleon, Beat back the Nazis.
Wild turkeys roam Across the frozen wasteland They're out for our blood