Blue-ish sun-bleached sign Asks, "Where is the dog shit from?" But you know damned well.
Month: January 2018
SF Haiku #1
The classic stories Burst with imagination And Fifties housewives
Taipei Haiku #2
Creepy astronaut Snuff out that space cigarette Spare the oxygen
Buffy and Ralphie Haiku #1
Why lick the eyeball? That is how you spread pink eye. Unhygienic dogs.
(Story Request) The Seventh Grimcracker
Hey, folks! I do story requests now! This request came from Aaron, who needed a dwarvish, slightly misogynistic fairytale for his RPG campaign. Want to commission a piece? $1 gets you three haiku sent to your inbox, $5 gets you a postcard-length story with the postcard sent to your actual mailbox, and $10 gets you … Continue reading (Story Request) The Seventh Grimcracker
Hostel Haiku #1
Soup in make-up room Nail clippings ground in rugs Guests brought up in barns
Grand Forks Haiku #2
Good, hearty borscht! Helps you fight Napoleon, Beat back the Nazis.
Grand Forks Haiku #1
Wild turkeys roam Across the frozen wasteland They're out for our blood
Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini 