Orange dawn ascends Horgan sips from skull of Clark The commies have won
Month: May 2017
Gym Haiku #1
Before seeing me, Why assume weight's too heavy? Fuck yourself, gym staff.
Coquitlam Haiku #3
Travel all around The world and everyone Thinks I talk funny
Skytrain Haiku #1
One step inside. Stop. Ignore those still on platform. You are royalty.
Coquitlam Haiku #2
Twenty pairs of socks. Cheaper than four pack panties I don't understand
Victoria Day Haiku #1
Celebrate this day How Victoria would want. Stare at Albert's bum.
Coquitlam Haiku #1
Raccoons fuck you up Coyotes will eat your dog Your home welcomes you
Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini 