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Kelsey Ehler, AKA The Great Kelsini

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Month: May 2017

BC Politics Haiku #1

Orange dawn ascends Horgan sips from skull of Clark The commies have won

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Gym Haiku #1

Before seeing me, Why assume weight's too heavy? Fuck yourself, gym staff.

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Coquitlam Haiku #3

Travel all around The world and everyone Thinks I talk funny

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Skytrain Haiku #1

One step inside. Stop. Ignore those still on platform. You are royalty.

Kelsini Poetry, Uncategorized 1 Comment May 24, 2017February 8, 2018 1 Minute

Coquitlam Haiku #2

Twenty pairs of socks. Cheaper than four pack panties I don't understand

Kelsini Poetry, Uncategorized 1 Comment May 24, 2017February 8, 2018 1 Minute

Victoria Day Haiku #1

Celebrate this day How Victoria would want. Stare at Albert's bum.

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Coquitlam Haiku #1

Raccoons fuck you up Coyotes will eat your dog Your home welcomes you

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