Korea has many Fine traditions, except its way To count age. What bull.

Between rain and snow Lies the grey slush of the soul Leaking through my Docs

Itaewon Freedom Means many things but mainly It means lamb kebabs

Rain on the forecast Chicken and beer? Or pajeon, Makgeolli? Decide.

Why, you drunk, are you Shouting outside my window? Slip on your vomit.

There's lots to choose from In terms of diet soda So long as it's coke.