More short short short stories, this time, on a theme! Read them and weep. Not literally, please. Jack the Ripper's killing spree continued. Prostitutes were being killed and mutilated in a nauseating fashion. "We should take this opportunity to look into the conditions that lead women to become prostitutes and allow them to be abused, … Continue reading 50-word Short Stories: History Edition!
Poor Gudetama! Made to reflect woes of all As melty egg thing A source (my friend Marika) informs me that Gudetama is meant to represent clinical depression. I do not know how true this is. I have not made any effort to confirm this. But judging by my empathy with the creepy melty egg thing, … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #44
The penultimate chapter. If you've missed the previous parts: Part I, Part II, Part III. Sorry it's late. Now I shall go back to being snotty and feeling sorry for myself. Enjoy! The neighbor's kid had returned, with the news that Melly had run off with a stage performer. ("And she seemed like such a … Continue reading (Animas) Primus Dale of the Queen’s Knuckles, Part IV
Snot dripping from nose Brain stuffed full of candy floss I'm lovely as fuck Oh, hi, everyone. I'd just like to tell you about my absolute favorite aspect of moving to another country: being sick all the goddamned time. It happened in Korea, it happened when I came back to Canada, and you can be … Continue reading Self Haiku #3
I am sick and therefore unable to finish the next installment of Primus Dale of the Queen's Knuckles today. It will be posted tomorrow. However, I do feel like I should post something, so here's a really, really old short story I wrote. What I’m about to tell you is a true fucking story, all … Continue reading A Brief History of Metal
Jam-packed night market Top place to stop for selfie You goddamned moron Selfies are not the devil they are made out to be, but there is a time and place for them and that is not Shilin Night Market on a Saturday night when foot traffic is already moving at a crawl and it's crowded … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #43
Mop clad in heels! Be sexy for hubby as You fling dirt water This is some 'Leave it to Beaver' shit right here. One day, I will buy a mop and it will not be this mop, just on principle. I've known homemakers and stay at home parents and you know what shit they didn't … Continue reading Taipei Haiku #42